Rules of Failure


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Rules of Failure

Thou shalt fail with dignity for then you have failed on an epic proportion.
Thou shalt remember that life is full of failure and is, in essense, and epic fail.
Thou shalt always recall the failures that got you to a moment of success.
Thou shalt never regret a failure, for then you are rejecting any knowledge gained from the experience.
Thou shalt realize and recognize that there are multiple types of failure, none more great than the next.
Thou shalt know in your heart and soul and being that all failure is forgivable.
Thou shalt say every time you fail that you are that much stronger because of it.
Thou shalt reject the ideal that failure is related to stupidity, for even giants trip on their shoelaces.
Thou shalt make the best of what you can when you know you're going to fail.
Thou shalt obey these rules of failure, for the betterment of the mistakes of humaity.